Greasy Spoon Special Tee
Some menu items may earn five stars.
This one earns a health inspection.
The Greasy Spoon Special Tee is a gloriously disgusting tribute to the kind of 80s gross-out comedy line that never leaves your brain once it gets in there. Built like a vintage diner ticket, the design features a distressed black, red, and cream layout with a dripping spoon, a suspiciously overloaded pork sandwich, a cursed price tag, and the unforgettable house rule: No napkins. That’s part of the flavor.
The whole graphic feels like a menu board from the worst late-night counter in town — the kind of place that is somehow still open, somehow still serving, and somehow proud of it. It is funny, grimy, nostalgic, and perfectly deep-cut without needing to over-explain the reference.
Printed on the premium Next Level 3600 tee, this shirt delivers the soft, lightweight comfort and modern retail fit that make it an everyday favorite. Crafted from ultra-soft ringspun combed cotton, it is breathable, durable, and ready for movie nights, cult-comedy marathons, late-night food runs, or any occasion where good taste has officially left the building.
Greasy pork. Dirty ashtray. No napkins. No regrets.
More details
A vintage diner-inspired deep-cut tee featuring the Greasy Spoon Special — complete with a greasy pork sandwich, distressed menu-board styling, and beautifully questionable taste.
Product Highlights
- Vintage diner-ticket graphic
- Greasy Spoon Special front design
- Greasy pork sandwich illustration
- Distressed black, red, and cream color palette
- “No napkins” side-note detail
- Premium Next Level 3600 tee
- Ultra-soft ringspun combed cotton
- Lightweight, breathable, and comfortable
- Modern retail fit
- Built for cult-comedy fans and late-night bad-decision energy
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: The MULTIxVERSE
- Email: contact@support.shop.themultixverse.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Greasy Spoon Special Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
17
|
|
S
|
28
|
19
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
